What if when we died we had to play Jeopardy and the categories were like “Things I’ve only said once in my life.”, “People you met twice.” “Bad Decisions” “Weights and Measures”, “Masks” and “Hindsight.” I don’t know if It would be in Heaven or Hell but I do know my score would likely be in the negatives and the Double Jeopardy category would be something like “Near Mrs.”

OK I’m elaborating a bit but wouldn’t it make a funny skit?